Hello?
Anyone out there?
Can someone help me? I am writting to you from an undisclosed location on the boarder of northern Pakistan. I am hunkered down with clarise (my machete) in a cave waititng for it to calm down around me. To think just a couple of days ago I was siting behind the queen at the royal wedding. Soon I will be back tho to start my first real job but until then I look forward to filling you all in on my recent activities.
Well this is definetly somthing that I have not done in awhile. I knew I said I was going to start this ole thing up again but honestly I have not had to much to write about. Id like to start off by saying that my machete known as clarise is doing very well. (thought all my old followers would like to know) I recently killed a fly with her the other day which is a credit to the pinpoint accuracy that she possess.
There really hasnt been anything going on recently except for the fact that i'm graduating, got my first big boy job, walkers bill, watched the royal wedding.....not, japan is in ruins and o yea....Bin Laden is dead.
What a terrible year for the ocean. Bp oil spill throwing so much oil in the ocean and nuclear waste leaking into it from Japan..... and O YEA they decided to just lob Osamas body into it as well. Now my moral character says that it is not right to sit back and cheer about the death of another human but I guess that if I had to this would be about as good as it gets. I gotta believe he liked the ocean burial tho. I mean come on the guy has a nappy beard and has been wearing a towel on his head in the middle of the desert for 20 yrs.
I have succeded in landing my first position as a field engineer with J.P Cullen. This is honestly a dream job for me and look forward to working my tail of for them in the upcoming years. I will be starting at Epic Systems in Verona and working there until transfered to a different jobsite. I am looking forward to getting some dough so I can start getting my new life started in good ole Madison.
In closing I would like to say thank you to all those that may still be following and look forward to hearing from you all soon.
Yours Truely,
Matt
Interesting fact: Im getting sick of school.
Interesting fact: Bin Laden had 4 wives. How may of you ladies like him dead now.
Shh. someones coming
