Vet Day

Hows it going everybody. Sorry I havent posted in awhile but not much has gone on in the past couple days to report about. I did absolutly nothing last weekend except rearrange my room. Now to report on my action packed week so far:
1. Completed 4 HW assignments.
2. Took test.
3. Hung single lousy strand of Chirstmas lights. (Holiday Lights...to be pc)
4. Blew out light bulb in room.
5. watched roomate eat half gallon of salsa in 24 hours.
6. found out rollerblading is the most efficient way to burn calories. I dont believe it.
7. continuing to battle the 3,000 lady bugs that have taken over the house. (worse than the fire ants)
8. Almost gave my roomates dog a massage after he chewed on one of my hats.
9. Updated my Quicken (EVERYONE SHOULD TELL MY MOTHER)
10. Ran 8 miles. (should have rollerbladed)

So I hope upon reading this list you feel better about your life. I am now going to eat lunch bc im very hungry...shouldnt have forgot to eat dinner last night.

Matt

Intersting fact: We have killed 5 bats in our apt this year.
Interestign Fact: Weapon of choice.....yellow broom.

Clarise

Well I am proud to report that my machete has been cleaned, rust removed and sharpened. I know this is very exciting to you all because it is to me. I will now be carrying it on me 24/7 365....except for when im in class. That could get dicey. I would also like to report that I was not notified yet if I have won the election so im just gonna go out on a limb and say I didnt win. Bummer. While I was going to institute the concealed carry of machetes and now this law has no shot I will still follow it anyways.

I figure I should mention a little about my schooling since that is now my main priority. The school is going good. The main thing this year is that I am a member of the NAHB construction competition team....Sounds exciting huh. I am the head of marketing and pretty much what I have been charged to do is to make a marketing plan of how I will draw potential customers to model homes in a small town in North Carolinas wine county. This is a pretty hard task seeing as that im a construction major and am not to prevelant in the marketing industry. If anone out there has any good marketing information I would be open to listening to any ideas.

The next aspect of school that is pretty non interesting is that I won a NIOSH scholarship this year which consisted of 1,800 bucks. I am pretty happy that I wond this and am glad I took the 30 minutes to fill out the app and write the letter. I think for that one moment I got paid more than Brett Favre. O well. Other than that life has been good and when somthting interesting comes up you better know I will fill you people in.

Matt

Interesting Fact: My Fantasy football team plays my brothers this week. (ill get crushed)
Interesting Fact 2: I hate Justin Beiber

Vote Natzke

LAdies and Gentleman. Thank you for meeting me here today. It has been awhile since I talked to your through this medium but I belive that there is a very important issue at hand. Today is the state elections and I encourage all of you to go out and vote. More importantly I encourage all of you to go out and vote for Matthew Natzke for State Treasurer. I think I can be a great asset to everyone in this great state of our by directly impacting our government funds. Here is some of the hot topics and platforms I will be inacting if I am gracious enough to take down the dreaded Dawn Marie Sass (still hasnt taken off her halloween costume......witch) and Kurt Schuller (This guy has nothing going for him except for the fact that he looks like Chris Farleys brother....im not sure thats good though).

The first issue that I promise I will tackle is allowing everyone in this state to carry concealed weapons. NO I SAID NO....guns. The only weapon you will be allowed to conceal and carry is that of a Machete. This has nothing directly to do with government funds but in a way it does. I will be allocating certain funds to purchase machetes for all Wisconsin citizens over the age of 7 (you just cant trust 6 year olds these days). I think this will cut down crime and raise enjoyment levels for all people of this great state.

Next I will be sending funds to the town of Green Bay. This is very important. As all of you know the Vikings are the worse team in the NFL and we need to keep it that way. We will directly fund the efforts of the Pack so we dont lose in a couple weeks. Next the Pack will use the money to sign Randy Moss. we will then proceed to sit him on the bench for the remainder of the season or until we have awritten contract that he will retire at the end of this year.

Last but not least. There is a great deal of hoopla in the state today about creating jobs. I think that creating jobs is a great idea. But why not go one further and NOT create any jobs. Many of you may be scrathing your heads... Yes no creating jobs with government money. Spending all this money seems to not create many jobs therefore I will just pay every unemployed citizen a salary of 30,000 a year and they dont even need to work for it. This being said they need to vote for me the next election.

Ok one more thing. I will keep this short and sweet. I will be allocating certain funds to buy John Clay a treadmill.

thanks for reading( hopefully ur at work)

GO VOTE: MATT NATZKE

Slogan: Who wants to work for money when I can give it away.