Hockey Eh

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Sorry about the delay everybody. The internet cannot be trusted down here. I have found a spot to steal internet but as soon as I found that our interenet started up again. Its playing jokes on me. You have missed a bit since my last post so I will get right to it.

This week is the annual Tarpom Bay festival. If you didnt know that you are prolly living under a rock because it is being broadcasted on every station worldwide...well maybe not every station...but while I havent turned a TV on in about a month, judging by the turnout there had to be a spot done on BET. The festival is of the chain. I mean there are people dancing, drinking, gambling, singing, eating, shooting some bball outside of the school, theres a couple of guys their up to no good, trying to make some trouble in the neighborhood, there was one little fight and my mom got scared she said your moving with your aunty and uncle to belair....Ok well maybe the second half of that is from the fresh prince of belair theme song.. But otherwise everything that is going on is nice christian stuff right?!?!?! The festival is actually pretty cool for the town of Tarpum Bay. It brings lots of people into the community and is actually somthing the citizens have to do. The kids hang out at the bbal courts and have a great time.

The second major thing that I have not reported on yet is that we have our third and final group of our Eleuthera trips. They also happen to be from Canada....eh. I have been asking multiple questions from trying to figure out different myths from our friendly neighbors to the north....Canada...Americas Hat. My first question I threw at them is how many people in Canada actually wear canadian tuxedos? Most of them did not even know what the heck a canadian tuxedo is. I mean talk about not liking your country. Thats pathetic. For those of you that dont know what one is...your currently on the internet so look it up. If you are to lazy here is a link that will display many canadians rocking their best. thecanadiantuxedo.com. I know what you all thinking. why didnt us americans think of that first. Its alright. I dont think it looks that good plus we have the dickie anyways. The next question was do you really say EH after everything they say eh. They said that they usually dont eh. But sometimes it sneaks in there when they dont notice eh. They arent embarrased to say eh..eh.. Its not like they try and broadcast that they say it eh. So all in all, they say it sometimes eh. Third I asked what they thought of america. At this point I think they were all a little ticked about the questions I was asking them so they made fun of me about the US changing from french fries to freedom fries after they didnt back us in the war. So then I came back and said. Im sick aboot all you hoosers teasin me eh. Go back to americas hat and make me some bacon and wear your tuxedos at your stupid hockey game hoosers....then I said. Hockey sucks eh. That shut em up pretty good. Except little did they know I wore my badger hockey shirt the night before....Canadians are so gulible.

Well that about it for the night. Its like 435 degrees here and I need to go to bed. Its been awesome writing to you and have a good monday. Dont get caught reading this, your boss will be mad....unless they read it too. Which they prolly wouldnt like it...so keep your cursor on the minimize button and have a good day.

Love

Matt

Interesting Fact: My hair is turning blonde. I think its about time to get out of this country. If one more person says I look like Lance Bass someone is going to lose a finger.

Interesting Fact: A small girl on the trip told me that my name Matt is short for madam. Then she said I should wear a pink dress, blue wig, glass slippers and purple makeup. She then stated "If you shave your armpits you will look more like a girl". I told her to go move rocks because no one touches my armpit hair but me....