Colossus of Clout...The Colossus of Clout. (if you dont understand watch Sandlot)

Warning: Good Blog post below. Extreme happiness upon reading is normal.

Today was a good day. It started off very well with a wonderful breakfast in a hammock on my second level porch. The weather was not to warm today which made it even more pleasant to be outside all day. STOP. Fastforward to the end. Today ended very well with a wonderful nighttime session in the hammock taking pictures of a beautiful sunset. STOP. Rewind...PLAY

The breakfast was good and is a pretty typical breakfast down here seeing is that a gallon of milk if 7 dollars. Cereal is about the same price but the milk is so expensive it is rediculous. What is iven worse is that the milk tastes like water what has about 2 tablespoons of whole milk in it. I mean I think you can see clear through it. If you poored it in a glass half full. Then poured water in the other half. Im pretty sure the water would sink to the bottom and the milk would stay seperate at the top. Good Grief Charlie Brown.

After I ate we headed out to the sites for more prep. We laid some tile in the cabins so that when the kids laid their tile it wouldnt start out all wonky. This way they can go off of what we have already perfectly laid. We also got all of our materials on site today for concrete forms, as well as thinset for the tiles.

The Touch The World kids are still working here and they were hard at work again today on the site. By hard at work I mean they were looking for hermit crabs and asking their supervisors if they could use the machete...probably to cut the hermit crabs in half. BUT SUDDENLY...out of the middle of nowhere. A girl had found a Prang Mantis (I have NOOOO idea on the correct spelling). Now alot of people think this is cool. But I.. MYSELF... know never to mess with a Prang Mantis. Here is a little background (specifically gentlemen). Before a female mantis can do the hippity dippity with a male mantis the female needs to cut off the head of the male so that he becomes fertile. Dont ask me how I know. But its the truth. Now...just think. Myself being a very attractive young man. I was a little leary of a Prang Mantis being anywhere near me for the sake of keeping my noggin on its perch. So I sprang into action. Kicked the kids over that were trying to get the machete. Stole the knife myself from the counsler and sliced the mantis in half while accidentally cutting off the tip of the girls fingure. Just because they cant use the machete to cut hermit crabs doesnt mean I cant use it to kill Prang Mantis.

Ok well that isnt exactly true. I have to admit that I did not kill the mantis. But I sure didnt go anywhere near it. I mean come on. The rest of the story is true. That thing prolly had the hots for me.

Upon reaching the mission house after work. I had another construction meeting in my office. Thus making it the 6th day in a row that I have been in the ocean. Dinner was wonderful and the night was very relaxing. It has been a great day and I hope yours is as well.

night/morning(Your Fired)

love

Matt

Interesting Fact: As of the day July 10th. I Matt Natzke have been dating the same beautiful women named Katie for exactly 4 years. I am extremely happy and couldnt wish for anything more except that she were with me.

Survey: I need a damn name for my Machete. I mean who doesnt name weapons they find in the ocean?

-Sponge Bob Machete Pants

-Jack Bauer

-Mad Machete Max the Murauder

-LunchBox

-Colossus of Crab Clout

Suggestions are excepted. And will probably be used.